Only three hours of work today, gunna bang it our real quick and take my behind back home –This will be the first weekend that I actually stay home – no sleep – things to do… Happy to be alive.



A friend of mine is pregnant and she’s saying her breasts are hurting and they feel so good when her man sucks on them, and she is asking me if it’s supposed to be like that — so I said that you’re going to be breastfeeding the baby even when he isn’t hungry, just shoving it into his/her mouth and he’s going to be like “wtf woman I’m not hungry” and he’s going to be sleeping one day in his crib and all he/see is this big ole shadow creeping up on him and this giant breast in his face and he’s gunna be swinging away lolol.

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